Ahh snow. Gotta love it here at the end of February.
Woke up last night, actually, early this morning, with the urge to go to the bathroom. While still in a sleep/awake state, I was thinking "Oh man, I bet it's like 5:45 or something." You know, that time where it's too early to get up, but you know if you get up you won't get any sleep before the alarm goes off. So I ask "What time is it?", and this black man with one tooth appears and says "Friday Five." Well, I roll over and see the clocking saying 5:14... Apparently, 5:14 is Friday Five.
In other new MC Hammer got himself a blog!
Can't Touch This
Woke up last night, actually, early this morning, with the urge to go to the bathroom. While still in a sleep/awake state, I was thinking "Oh man, I bet it's like 5:45 or something." You know, that time where it's too early to get up, but you know if you get up you won't get any sleep before the alarm goes off. So I ask "What time is it?", and this black man with one tooth appears and says "Friday Five." Well, I roll over and see the clocking saying 5:14... Apparently, 5:14 is Friday Five.
In other new MC Hammer got himself a blog!
Can't Touch This
1 Comments:
At Tuesday, February 28, 2006 11:34:00 AM,
p. mack said…
Man, I read the first couple sentences about his "dream" and I knew right then and there that it wasn't a dream but his attempt at being ... a creative writer.
Please, Hammer, don't write us!
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