hmm. mayhap i'll spend a little time this evening finding a website with spoof ads about role-playing (say, for example, "I was getting way too much attention from girls until i started rolling twelve-sided dice. Now I'll never have to worry about getting laid!").

course, i didn't like the quote much either. many of the things in the Bible that people "choke on" are outdated old-testament Hebrew laws. i don't know about the rest of you, but I'm definitely not an old testament hebrew born in the BC years.