Sam Sloan on women:

"The problem is that to get a woman, you need to be able to give her what she wants. Every woman has a list of things which she wants. Each woman has a different list. Fortunately, not every woman wants the same thing. This is a good thing, because if every woman wanted the same thing, the one man who had it the most would get all the women, and there would be no women left for the rest of us."