I don't carry an umbrella, Thats what I have you people for. Oh and I don't know what the hell everyone has been talking about (well not completely anyways), But remeber these 10 simple rules and facts of the game (life) the next time you have something to ponder over....

1. Might makes right.
2. He who has the gold makes the rules.
3. Fear or respect. They both get the results.
4. Everything is stratagy.
5. Never sit with your back to the crowd.
6. Speak softly and carry a big stick.
7. It doesn't matter what she says, size does matter.
8. If a tree falls in the woods it doesn't f#@king matter if it makes a noise, it only matters if your standing under it or not.
9. History is written by the winner.
10. And the answer is 42.