correction to the ye olde pitchfork beating. i don't recall beating you down, i believe this mention had spawned further investigation into the band that which smashes pumpkins, to which i then liked.

also, not all who ride motorcycles will die horrifically. your propensity for the want/need of my untimely death (whether it be by trying to bake me on the beaches of alabama or willing a large 18-wheeled vehicle to splat me) is scary. oh, and you don't "drive" motorcycles..you ride them : )

professors should not ride motorcycles, that is too nice of a thing for them to do...especially evil ones! i think they should be forced to ride unicycles with no seats, but only the cold hard shaft so that they too know what it's like to receive painful anal intrusion from another!