The Idea: Go into restroom and take coffee mug to get cleaned afterwards
The Execution: Leave coffee mug outside and hopefully not be accosted by fellow restroom go-ers
The Approach: Enter bathroom...another bathroom go-er...take a stall...and stall till other exits.
The Spoiler: Coffee mug has my last name on it...bathroom go-er re-enters restroom as I wash hands
The Humor: I was called an aristocrat.
The Result: I was accosted.

CPR: 110% [thanks due to the new fugazi album and the new Burning Airlines album]
PPR: 100%